I don’t remember how I got there and really, someone should come over and probably shake me by the shoulders violently because…
I’m about to mock criminals. With their mugshots. Specifically, the prostitutes and johns.
See, here’s how it happened…
Well… Wait, no. I guess I don’t really recall how it happened. I somehow found myself on the Atlanta Police Department’s website today where I was immediately drawn to a link that said Vice Arrests.
But here are the ones that really stuck out to me:
Unfortunately, there are no do-overs with the APD. If you blink, sucks for you.
A staple in any meth-head’s fashion lineup, the flannel/hoodie hybrid.
Her offense? Really fucking terrible hair. Seriously, could you not have at least just pressed it down a little for your mugshot, lady?
The upside? You could probably use this for your ID badge at whatever job you get when you get out of jail!
They allow sleeping masks in jail? I… I don’t know if that’s a good idea, sir.
Nope… Not related. At least not by name. But my, check out these smashing outfits on these two MEN. The one on the right is TOTALLY wearing my fucking bathing suit.
You’ve got to believe that this wasn’t her first time being here. I mean, how many mugshots do you take before you’re like, “You know what I’m going to do next time I get arrested? I’m going to do my The Rock impression.”
And yes… I do realize that I am TOTALLY going to hell now that I’ve made fun of these poor locked-up people. Sue me.