So, I think I’m a walking petri dish for strep/tonsillitis/random throat infections. I seem to be able to manage/function with a seemingly constant level of ick in my throat because, well… I’ve spent nearly a year carrying around the infection in the back of my throat. Right after The Giant and I made out the […]
Oh shit! How about a compilation of the 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time! YES! *grunt*
Of course, on a weekend when we had plans-plans-plans, I wake up to find the boy in a wet puddle with a huge shart stain on his ass. Oh. I’m sorry. Was that delivery too direct? Forgive me.
I sent Ian Belknap an email today bugging him about the video for the event. Then, like a douche, I actually went looking for it on YouTube. I kept checking his Vimeo because that’s where I found the previous ones. DUR. Right there on YouTube, for almost two weeks now! I’m a douche. I’ll admit […]
I found a bunch of CDs that belonged to my grandmother tonight, while cleaning out closets at my parent’s house. I think I must have been born in the wrong time period because there is a special sort of emotional feeling I get when I listen to music from the 30’s and 40’s and 50’s. […]
Something came over me tonight — I’m not really sure what — but I pulled out an old scrapbook from high school. I suppose because my high school reunion is coming up next month. Ten years, man. I thought I would feel older by now… I surely thought my life would be different. Ten years […]
I am blown away. Fuck that, I feel blown to smithereens right now.
I used to work at a private montessori school as a teacher’s assistant. It was one of the hardest and most fulfilling jobs I’ve ever had and it was terribly convenient because the boy child’s class was right down the hall AND I got a hefty employee discount — so much, in fact, that it […]
Remember last Christmas when I was really sick and there was a vagina in my mouth? It was horrible — the worst case of strep that I’ve ever had in my life and I’m pretty sure the most sick I’ve ever been.