Just in case you were holding on to some preconceived notions about people from the South, I want to clear some things up: White dudes can’t dance down here either. Exhibit A:
Remember when I broadened your palate for the many euphemisms for dicks? It’s time for the Penis Penitentiary’s turn. But first, a conversation with my favorite Lady Jane Licker, Anna.
I’m soaked. The rain this morning is ridiculous, the bottom eight inches of my too-long jeans look like they’ve been dipped in buckets. It’s dark and the thunder is actually rolling — — it seems like years since I’ve actually heard thunder actively rolling. The lightening is sparking across the sky Electric fingertips, shooting to […]
Check out the die-hard cheering fans at :50 seconds! What we thought would be a couple of hours of cheering my mother and the other walkers on, turned into nearly six hours of woooo-ing and clapping and passing out candy and holding up signs. It was really so fun and you can just tell, when […]
Today, right now, my mom has started on her journey. From her blog: Many of you know that I am a breast cancer survivor. I have been breast cancer free- and without breasts per se for 2.5 years now! I had immediate reconstruction after a prophylactic bilateral mastectomy due to being a carrier of the […]
God, I love these two girls. They’ve really stumbled into something incredible. I wonder if they’re just as cool and funny in real life. Handjob, Bland Job, I Don’t Understand Job – watch more funny videos
This weekend was, by far, one of the most fun weekends of my life. Highlights include:
If you plan on being all sexty with somebody, maybe um… charge your phone first. My bad. Last message sent at 11:20 and then… it just powered down. Dammit. In other news, Anna got in yesterday afternoon. I’m SO happy she’s here and seriously, thanks Atlanta for being awesome so far. The weather is perfect!
I got a new client today via a referral from the screenprinter down the way. I got another one from a guy that opened up a mailbox in our shop. They both called within an hour of one another to set up appointments to come in. I’m happy-dancing (read: sort of grinding into the air […]
I don’t remember how I got there and really, someone should come over and probably shake me by the shoulders violently because… I’m about to mock criminals. With their mugshots. Specifically, the prostitutes and johns. See, here’s how it happened…