… that person that shows up unfashionably late to a dinner party. You know, the one that appears after the dessert has been served and then rudely says something about being hungry even thought SHE missed dinner because SHE was late. I suppose I should apologize for my absence as of late… In my flurry […]
I’ve been something of a gypsy the past few years… I haven’t lived in one place more than a year, some places often, less than a year. I got wise (so I thought) a few years back and started having all of my mail routed to my work address. I didn’t have to worry about […]
It happens more often than I’m comfortable with… And I’m not sure if it’s happening more as I get older or if part of the wisdom that I’m earning as I get older is a more sensitive ear to it… But we live in a world that is still so racist. No, thankfully, we don’t […]
I hate shopping. I hate schlepping from store to store. I hate carrying big bags. I hate having to repeatedly undress and redress myself, after episodes of wrestling my self loathing fat ass into clothes that don’t fit, aren’t flattering, or are just ugly when they’re actually on you. So, I shop online which is […]
I know how painful it is for you guys to constantly check in and see no new updates here… I know it’s causing you to wail and gnash your teeth… The physical pain that I’m causing you is making me you know, kind of whatever. Hurt or something.
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros is one of my favorite bands. I’m sure they stink of Patchouli and have dirt under their fingernails and flakes suspended in the oily roots of their hair… But I don’t care. This song “Home” is one of my most favorite songs… Will probably always be one of my most […]
I feel pretty fortunate, as a single mother, to have loads of “me” time. My exhusband, for all the things I loathe about him, is a good dad. He’s involved, he always pays his child support and, in general, he’s flexible. He loves our son which, really… that’s all I could really hope for. I […]
It’s small… And I’m not even sure if my privacy settings will allow you to see it if you’re not my friend on facebook (haha! /nelson), but look what I stumbled across today while I was uploading a video of my son kick ass on wii boxing. Does it get any cuter? Please don’t pay […]
I used to get a lot of hate mail on Date Wrecks… I sort of miss it. So you’ll understand why I was so giddy to login tonight and see a comment! From a hater! On FREAK BACON! I tried to address the commenter directly, but the email bounced. So I’m posting it here since, […]
Seriously. SERIOUSLY? I am so totally that crazy broad in the front with the teal top on. Haha. I can’t stop laughing at this one.