Drugs are bad kids. Don’t party too hard.
I realize that those of you reading have yet to chime in… It’s okay… If you want to comment, please do. I mean, don’t do it because I ask you to — do it because you WANT to. Ok, whatever. We’re not here to talk about commenting. I want to talk about dicks. I was […]
A quote to live by… Thank Anais Nin for being the shit. Seriously — go rent Henry and June. I need to hustle. I need to find some sort of avenue to make some extra money. The blog isn’t really bringing it, though I should receive my first advertising check sometime this week. I think […]
Let’s be honest, here, okay? I probably spend too much time on the computer. I justify it in a number of ways: I don’t have cable tv, so I watch shows online I’m a graphic designer, my work IS the computer I’m a professional blogger, I have to keep up with it I’m dating online, […]
Did you see what I did there? With the whole self-reflection/freak infusion? Ok, I’ll admit it. I’m a freakshow, too. Now, I may not send pictures of my penis* vag to unsuspecting suitors, I may not be socially retarded or fulla shit, but I am a freak. I’m strange… And quirky. I make mistakes. Oh, […]