So the Giant and I are friends now, right. And, as is my custom, I grant myself permission to tease him relentlessly. It’s how I show my lurve, y’all. If I’m not teasing you, at some point, it means I don’t give a shit about you. This week, the Giant has been posting a lot […]
Found
I pulled this from my Tumblr account, originally posted there back in May. This… This is the story of my life. I choose unavailable men and attract… this kind of guy. I can’t remember the last time I actually sat at my computer and wrote something in word. There was a time when that’s the […]
Scattered.
Ooof. What a weird week. Moving, confused feelings, jealousy, weird date, fun party, babysitting. Seriously… I feel like I have been all over the emotional map this week. Let’s start with the moving. It’s done. I’m spending tomorrow rearranging things, unpacking, organizing. I hope to be totally in and settled by Wednesday. The blisters on […]
If I was really, really drunk…
…I wouldn’t stop myself from making out with __________. This was the topic on the radio show this morning on my way to work. Of course, the girl that made this statement, a 19-year old intern, cited Justin Bieber as the victim of her drunken tongue lashing. To be fair, she thought he was also 19 (she […]
This is real shit
So, I’m throwing myself back into online dating a bit more this week. Moving to an entirely different part of town, I realize that there’s this huge, untapped source of new dates! I am approaching it a little differently this go-round (don’t I always say that?) because I am just being REALLY fucking honest. Not […]
Attention: I want to marry a man like this
Seriously… Video from a camera attached to a weather balloon that rose into the upper stratosphere and recorded the blackness of space. Let me say that again in case you missed it — they attached a camera to a fucking balloon and sent it out into space. I saw this on Ian Belknap’s facebook fan page […]
I hear Avril Lavigne
Seriously, this is the song stuck in my head right now. Takes me back to skater boys and JNCOs and flannel shirts and COMPLICATED SHIT. I’ve always been something of a tomboy… I played a lot of sports growing up and when I was little, I would run around the neighborhood with my brother who […]
Oooh, my bad
So, I think I’m a walking petri dish for strep/tonsillitis/random throat infections. I seem to be able to manage/function with a seemingly constant level of ick in my throat because, well… I’ve spent nearly a year carrying around the infection in the back of my throat. Right after The Giant and I made out the […]
Also? What’s up with this?
Am I about to start ovulating or something? ROMANCE, bitches. I think I’ll probably end up with a writer of some sort because there aren’t many romantic gestures that mean much to me, but if you write something for me, I will be yours forever (or you know, some other length of time). There is […]
In the event that I ever decide to settle down…
This is the song I want to play during my slightly bizarre, non-traditional wedding ceremony… Albacore Ani Difranco Look here I just tattooed a wedding band On what looks like to me my mother’s hand I’m no blushing girl, no innocent dove It took me a long time to find love But now I have […]