I’ve never been a terribly patient person… Couple that with the go-get-’em lifestyle of a single mother and I might just be one of the most impatient people on the planet. When I need things, I get. When something needs to be done, I do. When I have had enough, I stop. I suppose all […]
“Oh, it’s pretty brutal. When I got mine out, I lost like fifteen pounds.” “Oh, yea… It’s supposed to hurt a lot. You get to eat lots of ice cream though! Yay!” I had my tonsils removed a week and a half ago. This surgery has been something that I have been waiting for like […]
But somehow… we ended up stuck in the mud. I wasn’t really scared, probably because I’ve never been stuck in the mud but Colin said that as soon as our tires went off the pavement, he felt the whole car sink into the red clay. And it makes sense. Last night, there was a serious […]
… that person that shows up unfashionably late to a dinner party. You know, the one that appears after the dessert has been served and then rudely says something about being hungry even thought SHE missed dinner because SHE was late. I suppose I should apologize for my absence as of late… In my flurry […]
Pressure on my chest, like someone was sitting right up on me… I couldn’t make a sound, try as I might. All I could manage was a couple of short, quick, pointless inhales which only worked to further put pressure on my lungs. What now? What now? What now? And then, as if someone had […]
I’ve been something of a gypsy the past few years… I haven’t lived in one place more than a year, some places often, less than a year. I got wise (so I thought) a few years back and started having all of my mail routed to my work address. I didn’t have to worry about […]
It happens more often than I’m comfortable with… And I’m not sure if it’s happening more as I get older or if part of the wisdom that I’m earning as I get older is a more sensitive ear to it… But we live in a world that is still so racist. No, thankfully, we don’t […]
I hate shopping. I hate schlepping from store to store. I hate carrying big bags. I hate having to repeatedly undress and redress myself, after episodes of wrestling my self loathing fat ass into clothes that don’t fit, aren’t flattering, or are just ugly when they’re actually on you. So, I shop online which is […]
All of our exchanges are not like this… I promise. But mercy, we’re great, big giant NERDS!
I know how painful it is for you guys to constantly check in and see no new updates here… I know it’s causing you to wail and gnash your teeth… The physical pain that I’m causing you is making me you know, kind of whatever. Hurt or something.