I know I shouldn’t let little things bother me… But working in a mostly-retail environment, it’s really hard to let some of it go. There is one girl that comes in here and I seriously just want to choke-slam her every single time she steps through our doors. She asks for a “stamped enveloat.” En-ve-LOAT.
Archives for September 2010
I found a bunch of CDs that belonged to my grandmother tonight, while cleaning out closets at my parent’s house. I think I must have been born in the wrong time period because there is a special sort of emotional feeling I get when I listen to music from the 30’s and 40’s and 50’s. […]
The Giant came over last night when he got off work and we stayed up ridiculously late laughing and talking and making out. I’m still not sure where this train is going, but dammit, he’s cozy. He’s also a giant which makes me feel delightfully feminine and tiny and dainty. Yes, DAINTY! It’s a bizarre […]
I was born in Wilson, North Carolina and if you asked me to tell you something about Wilson I would come up empty handed. Well, at first I would. Then I would google a little and tell you that Wilson is home to North Carolina’s first ABC store! Yay booze!
I… I can’t even really put this into words. I feel like the clouds are finally parting and there’s some freakin’ sunshine in my life. Seriously, I have never felt more productive and whole and just… like something is finally pulling me instead of me fucking fighting and pushing my way through life. This is […]
The boy child is coming into his own, lately. Turning his back on his cute matchy-matchy pajamas, he’s opting to sleep in his underwear lately. It’s such a man thing to do. I mean, he doesn’t look like a man — thin legs lurching out of bitty boy manties and a little bird chest and […]
I hate shaving my legs. Loathe it. So much, in fact, that I am hoping that the man I end up with is some kind of new-age hippie that doesn’t give two shits if I’ve got hairier legs than him. I mean, they’re not THAT bad. It’s not like I’ve got enough hair on my […]
“When you turn sixteen, I’m going to ride your butt about really knowing what the driving laws are, kid.” He nods at me from the backseat, nose in a book, as per usual. We sat at a red light behind a moron for what felt like fifteen minutes today. It’s an intersection where the road […]
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will […]
Rather than rip the bandaid off quickly, minimizing the build up to the trauma, I’m an avoider. I’d rather just soak in the tub and the the bandaid fall off, on his own… Find him floating on the surface of the water, relaxing in the bubbles, much like myself. I don’t do breakups very well. […]