So I have this book… It’s probably one that I stole from Devon, as most of the good books in my library seem to somehow find their way out of her house and into my repurposed china cabinet/bookshelf. (She knows, man… She knows) The book is called Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and coping […]
Archives for September 2010
So, I think I’m a walking petri dish for strep/tonsillitis/random throat infections. I seem to be able to manage/function with a seemingly constant level of ick in my throat because, well… I’ve spent nearly a year carrying around the infection in the back of my throat. Right after The Giant and I made out the […]
Oh shit! How about a compilation of the 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time! YES! *grunt*
Am I about to start ovulating or something? ROMANCE, bitches. I think I’ll probably end up with a writer of some sort because there aren’t many romantic gestures that mean much to me, but if you write something for me, I will be yours forever (or you know, some other length of time). There is […]
This is the song I want to play during my slightly bizarre, non-traditional wedding ceremony… Albacore Ani Difranco Look here I just tattooed a wedding band On what looks like to me my mother’s hand I’m no blushing girl, no innocent dove It took me a long time to find love But now I have […]
*ring ring* Me: The BizNasty, can I help you? On the line, in a very curt voice: Let me talk at Dallas, thanks. Me: May I tell him who is calling? Him, maybe not curt… more, aggressively: This is Mike, thanks.
Of course, on a weekend when we had plans-plans-plans, I wake up to find the boy in a wet puddle with a huge shart stain on his ass. Oh. I’m sorry. Was that delivery too direct? Forgive me.
I sent Ian Belknap an email today bugging him about the video for the event. Then, like a douche, I actually went looking for it on YouTube. I kept checking his Vimeo because that’s where I found the previous ones. DUR. Right there on YouTube, for almost two weeks now! I’m a douche. I’ll admit […]
I had a “discussion” with the Giant last week and it sort of blew up and smoke was billowing into the clouds and then, just like that, it was over and things were fine. I don’t normally have “discussions” with men that I date because, typically, if I’m at all interested in them, part of […]
Seriously. Read that title and take it alllllll in. Let’s go back, kids… To the year 2001. I had just “fallen away” from church, having skipped one Sunday claiming to not feel well. When everyone in my house piled into their cars to go to church, my friend Megan came over and we packed up […]